Fly on, little wing

18. MBHS. University of West Alabama. TKE. Just a fuck up who's used to getting fucked up.

foodchewer:

drunktrophywife:

dennys:

"It’s a metaphor, see. You put the bacon thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the…um…well, you eat it, actually, ‘cause it’s there and you’re nearly tasting it. So it’s not a metaphor. Um. I have no idea where I was going with that. Want some bacon?"

I’m deleting

i’m never eating at Denny’s again

(via butterflydown)

workaholics:

Things get pretty hot when co-stars of the movie “Neighbors,” Zac Efron and Seth Rogen, compete for the extra spot in the guys’ cubicle. Watch the uncensored interview and see who gets the job.

workaholics:

Things get pretty hot when co-stars of the movie “Neighbors,” Zac Efron and Seth Rogen, compete for the extra spot in the guys’ cubicle. Watch the uncensored interview and see who gets the job.

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

(Source: krumpany, via armedtruths)


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